Is 43 too old for a fat bald guy to start break dancing.?

I sure hope not. I've had Westwood pimp my Mini Metro and I have made my own pimp stick from bottle tops and boogas. I have found that by wrapping the goldy foil from Bournville chocolate bars around your front teeth you can make a fairly convincing gangster grill. I feel the time of the low budget hip hop sensation is right around the corner.